Mullah Billdoug: Saturday's Game Cancelled

Wednesday, October 13, 2004

Saturday's Game Cancelled

Notice to Hermectoral College students and fans. Saturday's football game against the Sufi University Rumis will be cancelled to enable grounds crews to change the school name in the end zones from Electoral College to Hermectoral College. Though this cancellation will inevitably mean the loss of some television revenues, we do all want the TV cameras to show our new name and not the one flip-flopper liberals have been trying to abolish!

Next Saturday's game against Bob Jones University will be played as scheduled.

Go you HC Mantids!

# posted by Doug Robinson @ 9:17 AM

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