Friday, September 24, 2004

 

Uh-oh.


OK, here’s the thing. It was here, and then it wasn’t.

Whaddya mean, it was here and then it wasn’t? You either got it or you didn’t.

I did get it, I swear. I pulled it out from behind the brick and I had it in my hand, and then it was gone.

Like, what? Poof! It disappeared?

Well, more like, there was this flash and then it was gone.

Flash? Of light?

Like something moving faster than I could see went by and snatched it.

You’re so full of shit.

No, really. It was like, I dunno. The guy had wings on his feet or something.

You been into the mushrooms again?

I’m stone sober.

Boss isn’t gonna like this.




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