Friday, November 05, 2004


The New Map of North America (draft)

"I dunno, Dick, what's Satan gonna say if we come on this strong for Jesus?"

"It's part of the plan, John. You just worry about protecting my investment in Halliburton. Those feds steal back my $3 billion, I'm taking it out of your hide."

"But I don't see ..."

"It's not really Jesus, okay? It's Satan in a Yahweh suit."

"Oh. Oh, okay. Right. I get you."

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