A Sufi Mullah will kick your ass down five flights of stairs.
"I dunno, Dick, what's Satan gonna say if we come on this strong for Jesus?"
"It's part of the plan, John. You just worry about protecting my investment in Halliburton. Those feds steal back my $3 billion, I'm taking it out of your hide."
"But I don't see ..."
"It's not really Jesus, okay? It's Satan in a Yahweh suit."
"Oh. Oh, okay. Right. I get you."
I'm professor of English and director of first-year writing at the University of Mississippi. I've written books on composition theory, language theory, translation theory, and literary theory, and my first novel came out recently in Finnish translation. Svetlana Ilinskaya and I are currently developing a writing textbook entitled "Writing as Drama" for McGraw-Hill.
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