Saturday, October 09, 2004
A-OK in the USA
White House Spokesperson: No, everything is fine. Just stress and strain.
Press: So there's no truth to the rumor that a voodoo priest is causing the President to twitch and stammer?
WHS: Don't be silly. Voodoo? Ha, ha. That's almost as silly as the clone rumor. Or the cocaine rumor. Or the bestiality ru--well, it's just silly is all. Ha, ha. Any more questions?
P: No, let's see. War justified, tough on terror, economy strong, debt not a worry, and the President's health is fine. Right?
P: OK, then. I'll go print up the headlines.