Mullah Billdoug: A-OK in the USA

Saturday, October 09, 2004

A-OK in the USA

UNOFFICIAL TRANSCRIPT

White House Spokesperson: No, everything is fine. Just stress and strain.

Press: So there's no truth to the rumor that a voodoo priest is causing the President to twitch and stammer?

WHS: Don't be silly. Voodoo? Ha, ha. That's almost as silly as the clone rumor. Or the cocaine rumor. Or the bestiality ru--well, it's just silly is all. Ha, ha. Any more questions?

P: No, let's see. War justified, tough on terror, economy strong, debt not a worry, and the President's health is fine. Right?

WHS: Right.

P: OK, then. I'll go print up the headlines.

# posted by Bill Kaul @ 4:44 PM

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