Friday, October 08, 2004
Public Statement From Satan
Back when I used to work for Zeus, before I got "volunteered" to work for Yahweh and wear this stupid red suit, I used to see him reading on the toilet every morning. He'd have a Playboy spread out over his big hairy knees, and he'd sit there farting and gasping and reading. He always tried to pretend he was looking at the pictures, but he was really interested in the articles.
I bet he signed that affidavit, too.
Signed (without shame),