Monday, August 30, 2004
Professor Offends Student
Mullah Billdoug says: don't try this at home. He tried to fuck God once, and the Almighty backhanded him into last week. Turns out God don't appreciate being snuck up on from behind. And he don't like fuckin. Of any kind. Even of defenseless animals, or gay lovers, or (ick) women. (God hates women the most, because they're so wet. Our God is a desert god, who loves dryness. Sand, and long dry sermons, and such.)
This is the subject of the Mullah's short story "Elijah and Jezebel," available here. It's a pretty dry story, and has the Almighty's stamp of approval all over it, so you can hardly even see the words.