Tuesday, February 15, 2005

 

Another Day at the Office

Why is my computer full of bugs?

I guess it’s a bad program. Wasn’t debugged properly.

No. I mean BUGS. Look.

Holy shit! Your CPU is full of cockroaches! And what’s that on your monitor screen? A crow?

He’s been there all day. Every time I try to check my mail, it comes up all scrambled, and then there he is. I think he’s trying to peck his way through the screen.

Look! He’s hitting it with his beak from the inside.

Only a matter of time till it breaks through.

What then?

I don’t know.

Turn it off.

Can’t.

Why?

You try.

Ow! Goddam roaches bit me. Fucking took a chunk out of my finger! They’ve got teeth.

So. Here we are.




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