Tuesday, February 15, 2005
Another Day at the Office
Why is my computer full of bugs?
I guess it’s a bad program. Wasn’t debugged properly.
No. I mean BUGS. Look.
Holy shit! Your CPU is full of cockroaches! And what’s that on your monitor screen? A crow?
He’s been there all day. Every time I try to check my mail, it comes up all scrambled, and then there he is. I think he’s trying to peck his way through the screen.
Look! He’s hitting it with his beak from the inside.
Only a matter of time till it breaks through.
I don’t know.
Turn it off.
Ow! Goddam roaches bit me. Fucking took a chunk out of my finger! They’ve got teeth.
So. Here we are.