Friday, January 28, 2005


Breaking Rumor

Jesus-Mohammed Breakup?

(Groundlessness of Being, AP) Theological entertainment reporters are abuzz with the rumor that Jesus and Mohammed are on the verge of breaking up during their Pre-Rapture 70 Virgins Tour. The rumor mill began grinding yesterday with news of an incident regarding groupies. According to sources close to the tour, Jesus became miffed when Mohammed pointed out that all of his groupies were scantily-clad males. Jesus is said to have retorted that all of Mohammed’s groupies were old women, a charge Mohammed hotly denied, responding that maybe Yahweh was right and Jesus is gay. Their agent would only say that the pair was having “artistic and religious differences” and that “the tour will go on as scheduled.”

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