Sunday, December 19, 2004

 

Mullah Suffers Strangulated Semi-Hiatus

[AP, Special Report] Mullah Billdoug suffered a strangulated semi-hiatus while lifting a large snifter of holiday brandy, according to the Himmlischer Tagblatt. He is reported to be recovering nicely after spiritual surgery on his virtual umbilicus by Dr. Spiriti Sanctiblogger, and is now full of ethereal morphine and resting comfortably. No complications are expected.




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