Wednesday, October 13, 2004
That Embarrassing Bulge
Well doc, what wrong with it, er—him?
I don’t know. Suddenly it, uh, he has the worst case of hemorrhoids I’ve ever seen, and they just popped up. I mean, in seconds. Look—they’re the size of peaches. Look at all this blood.
Like he got a stick jammed up his ass.
Why did it have to happen during the debate, dammit? On national television?
Oh, it’s not your fault. Where’s Rove, goddamit? I need spin control!