Thursday, October 28, 2004
I'm Hera, and I Approve this Message
VOTE HERA for a BETTER FUTURE!
Hi, everyone. My name is Hera, and I'm running for God. Here you see me relaxing on Olympus in my skin and bones. This is just a taste of what's to come if you vote for me. Wait until you see me in shimmering robes, with a 24-inch vibrator in my hands!
Don't you think it's time to elect a God who can look good in ANYTHING, instead of some dried-up, bearded old man with no sense of humor? Or a skinny effeminate kid with acne and family problems? Or a bitter old Lesbian? Think about it!
Vote for Hera--cockroaches for everybody!