Friday, September 24, 2004
Public Service Announcement
Sufi U will be closed for the next two days, in order to make preparations for the series of debates between John Kerry and George W. Bush, Yahweh and Satan, and Buddha and Hitler, to be held on September 27. These debates were originally scheduled to take place in the football stadium, but had to be moved to the Student Union Building because of the very strange weather lately (the frozen chicken rain, the singing tornadoes). This move will require taking out all of the vacuum tubing and replacing it with transistor vestibules. The cafeteria will be closed during this time, but will be open during the debates, with Chef Pharaoh promising to create special treats for hungry debate-watchers. Your patience is appreciated.