Friday, September 10, 2004
Another Memo Surfaces
MEMORANDUM. TOP SECRET. FOR YOUR EYES ONLY.
TO: All Field Agents
FROM: Director, Robotic Killer Goat Operations (RGO/HQ)
DATE: November 25, 1963
RE: Suspension of Operation Outsource
We are hereby suspending indefinitely all activities related to Operation Outsource. So far no one suspects that President Kennedy was killed by a robotic killer goat, and that President Johnson is in fact himself a robotic killer goat bent on dominating the Vietnamese shrimp industry at any cost. Certain sources in the Vatican are becoming suspicious, though, and it may only be a matter of time until Jesus is exposed as a robotic killer goat. As you know, Operation Outsource was our attempt to keep G.H.W. Bush’s name out of this. It now seems this will not be necessary, as the impending exposure of Our Lord as a robotic killer goat will probably take all scrutiny off of Mr. Bush. We will keep you posted. (Mr. Nixon, by the way, just to quell rumors, is not now, nor has he ever been, a robotic killer goat.)